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Quotes
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Carly Shay : [entering the room] Hey, Spencer.
Freddie : [at the same time as Sam] What's up?
Sam Puckett : [at the same time as Freddie] Hi.
Spencer : Hey, little sister and her two friends who never seem to hang out at their own homes.
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[first lines]
Sam Puckett : Okay, Freddie's never late for iCarly. Are you worried?
Carly Shay : If I wasn't worried, would I be drinking water with this expression on my face?
[drinks water with a frantic expression on her face]
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[on the iCarly webcast]
Carly Shay : Hello. You've reached iCarly.com.
Sam Puckett : If you're looking for comedy...
Carly Shay : - press one.
Sam Puckett : If you're looking for my pork pot pie, a cop ate it!
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Detective Tragg : [holds up badge] Detective Tragg, Seattle Police Department.
Sam Puckett : [thinking she'll be arrested] Freddie, take my backpack.
[hands it to him]
Spencer : Uh, what can I do for ya?
Detective Tragg : I'd like to talk with the kids.
Sam Puckett : [loudly] You can't prove anything!
