- Sonny: [pretending to be aiming a rifle on safari] Cher I'm talking about Wamba, the giant gorilla of Zambingo. Now picture this:
- Cher: Alright.
- Sonny: Wamba crashes towards me
- Cher: Right.
- Sonny: And I fire and I miss!
- Cher: Right!
- Sonny: He advances again and I fire again and I miss!
- Cher: Right.
- Sonny: And he keeps coming on!
- Cher: Oh, quit firing, if you miss again he'll probably die laughing!
- Rosa: Mister, could you tell me what you had, 'cause I forgot to mark it down.
- Sonny's dad: Yeah, I'll tell you what I had. I had a stale pizza, some rotten tomatos and two day old soup!
- Rosa: Let's see, that's a no 12, that'll be $ 2.85.
- Sonny's dad: Lady, you don't understand, I just ate a plate of garbage!
- Rosa: Oh, you had the Sonny's Deluxe, that'll be 3 dollars even.
- Sonny: Sonny, can you tell me something? How come your father is always in a bad mood?
- Rosa: Oh, it's simple, see, my older brother's a lawyer.
- Sonny: Yeah?
- Rosa: Yeah, and then my younger brother's, well, he's a doctor. I'm in the pizza business.
- Sonny: Oh I see, he's disappointed.
- Sonny: Well of course he's disappointed. What do you expect? All three of us can't be in the pizza business.