Sonny Bono: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Sonny : I'm going on an African safari. You're looking at the great white hunter, Bwana Bono. A man who stands his ground in the face of a charging rhino. Do you know what the natives call a man like that, Cher?

  Cher : El Stupido.

• Sonny : Picture this, Cher. Here I am...

  Cher : Ok.

  Sonny : There I am, standing in the steaming jungle.You got it?

  Cher : Yeah.

  Sonny : Suddenly, I face this hideous creature with enormous jaws and a huge hairy body!

  Cher : You have relatives in Africa?

• Sonny : [pretending to be aiming a rifle on safari]  Cher I'm talking about Wamba, the giant gorilla of Zambingo. Now picture this:

  Cher : Alright.

  Sonny : Wamba crashes towards me

  Cher : Right.

  Sonny : And I fire and I miss!

  Cher : Right!

  Sonny : He advances again and I fire again and I miss!

  Cher : Right.

  Sonny : And he keeps coming on!

  Cher : Oh, quit firing, if you miss again he'll probably die laughing!

• Sonny : Sonny, can you tell me something? How come your father is always in a bad mood?

  Rosa : Oh, it's simple, see, my older brother's a lawyer.

  Sonny : Yeah?

  Rosa : Yeah, and then my younger brother's, well, he's a doctor. I'm in the pizza business.

  Sonny : Oh I see, he's disappointed.

  Sonny : Well of course he's disappointed. What do you expect? All three of us can't be in the pizza business.