- Gaga: I put all my money on you. Good knee, bad knee, no knee, you're still the best fighter in the world. You're even better when you're angry. mmmm winning makes me hungry
- Turbo: What's wrong with your knee?
- Uri Boyka: I'm fine.
- Turbo: You don't act like you're fine.
- Uri Boyka: I said I'm fine.
- Turbo: [Grabs some wild flowers] Squeze that in your hand. Take the oil and rub it on your knee. Do it.
- Uri Boyka: How do you know this?
- Turbo: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. I know a whole lot of shit, Russia.
- Uri Boyka: I have to win.
- Turbo: You have to win?
- Uri Boyka: You would not understand.
- Turbo: Try me.
- Uri Boyka: God has given me a gift. Only one. I am the most complete fighter in the world. My whole life, I've trained. For what? I must prove I am worthy of something.
- Turbo: Damn. I'm gonna feel bad when I'm whipping that ass.
- Turbo: [in solitary confinement in jail] Yo Russia, Russia! I need to take a shit.
- [pause]
- Turbo: Say man I need to take a shit and I can't find no place to do it.
- [pause]
- Turbo: Yo!
- Uri Boyka: [also in in solitary confinement - shouting] What?
- Turbo: Fuckin' need to take a shit and I can't find no place to do it man. What you think I should do?
- Uri Boyka: [first looks up at some steel bars hanging from the ceiling] I think you should fuckin' hang yourself.
- Turbo: Fuck you.
- Raul 'Dolor' Quinones: They say Boyka is now king of toilets...
- Uri Boyka: If I am king of toilets, then what does that make you when I beat the living shit out of you?
- Gaga: I guarantee it, I absolutely guarantee it. You just cost me 5 million dollars you ancient fuck. I'm going to eat your brains with a spoon, do you hear me? I'm going to eat your fucking brains with a spoon!
- Warden Kuss: I want to talk to you about your training partner.
- Turbo: My who?
- Warden Kuss: The Russian.
- Turbo: Well, you gonna have to talk to the Russian about the Russian.
- Warden Kuss: I understand you two have become sexual.
- Turbo: What you say? Because sometimes my hearing comes and goes.
- Warden Kuss: They say you two are lovers. You should know we don't allow such perversions in this institution.
- Turbo: I'm gonna fucking kill you!