- Chris Bell - Host: Was there any sort of moral bridge to cross when you did this?
- Porn Star: Well, we're in the porn business. There's not a whole lot of morals to begin with.
- Fighter Pilot: In sports you should play fair. In war, you shouldn't play fair at all.
- Barry Bonds: We just need to go out there and do our jobs, just as you professionals do your jobs. No... All you guys lied. All of y'all. In a story or whatever, have lied. Should you have asterisks behind your name? All of you have lied! All of you have said something wrong, all of you have dirt. All of you. When your closet's clean, then come clean somebody else's. But clean yours first.