- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [entering the bullpen] Ziva?
- Officer Ziva David: Shh!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's a movie. Not just any movie. That's "Double Indemnity."
- Officer Ziva David: Tony, your power of observation is unearthly. Now leave me alone. This is the best part.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Not going to get between a chick and her flick. How do you know it's the best part?
- Officer Ziva David: Because it is the third time I have seen it.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You don't even watch movies.
- Officer Ziva David: This is not a movie. It's a classic *film*.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, I know that. You don't know that.
- [Ziva holds up a pamphlet]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Film studies? Wow. I really appreciate that, Ziva. Really, I do.
- Officer Ziva David: I am taking it because it is the best way to pick up American colloquialism, like "bug off."
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You should watch "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."
- Officer Ziva David: I saw it last week. Sean Penn is a genius. Phoebe Cates is a babe. Now... do you mind?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I can get you a list...
- Officer Ziva David: I have a list! Bye.
- [McGee enters, holding an exaggeratedly large coffee mug]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh. Morning, Probie Pan. Where'd you pick that up? Neverland?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, no. Pottery Den. Fifty percent off. Got six of them for ten dollars.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's pretty big, don't you think?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, I don't like getting refills ten times a day.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, but I mean, that's a little...
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: A little what?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [laughing to himself] Seuss-ical?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Leave. I'm enjoying my moment.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [as Langer walks away] What an ass!
- Officer Ziva David: [watching Langer walk away] Yes indeed.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You're leering at Langer. You're Langer-leering.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm sorry, the correct answer is "Full Metal Jacket."
- Officer Ziva David: That was not the best Marine movie. "A Few Good Men" was.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Based on the fact that I'm right, I'm overruling you.
- FBI Special Agent Brent Langer: You ever consider using power tools?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You're still a pain in the ass.
- FBI Special Agent Brent Langer: I learned from the best. See ya around, Boss!
- Officer Ziva David: [regard the bug] Give it to me. I'm going in.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: You're a woman. Easier for me to blend in.
- Officer Ziva David: [chuckling] Yes. You would blend right in.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: All right. Flip you for it.
- Officer Ziva David: If I flip you, you will get hurt.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You can take her, Probie.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Compromise. Tony will do it.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I don't want to do it!
- Ryan Sikes: There is only one God and he is great.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [nods] Good to know.
- Ryan Sikes: Ryan is my slave name. My real name is Akbur Mohammed.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Your slave name?
- FBI Special Agent Brent Langer: We may be observing the Mosque.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That's a little vague.
- FBI Special Agent Brent Langer: I can't tell you any more than that, Jethro. You *know* that.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, well I hope we don't get in each other's way.
- FBI Special Agent Brent Langer: [awkward pause] Well, not if you guys find anything then...
- NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: You'll be the *last* to know.
- Officer Ziva David: These belonged to Abdul. They were returned to his father.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Are you sure?
- Officer Ziva David: Gibbs I...
- [realizes what Gibbs is saying]
- Officer Ziva David: No. They're nothing like them.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I didn't think so.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You gonna do that autopsy?
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: No. Well yes. Well in a manner of speaking but several people are going to have to look the other way.
- [turns to Shepard]
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Starting with you Director!
- Special Agent Leory Jethro Gibbs: [as Abby works on her Mass Spectrometer] Broken?
- Abby Sciuto: Does a baby change its own diapers? Nay. Does it burp and feed itself? I don't think so. It takes a lot of TLC to keep my children happy and fully functioning in the Lab of Abby or Labby as I like to call it.
- [after easily catching Sikes who tried to run away]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Where do you think you're going, Jack Rabbit?
- Ryan Sikes: To paradise. Where are you going?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: To the parking lot to put your ass in the back of our car.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Juicy Fruit.
- Officer Ziva David: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Next.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Close enough. Hell, the fall will probably kill you.
- Officer Ziva David: Butch Cassidy and the Sunrise Kid.
- FBI Special Agent Brent Langer: [entering Gibbs' basement] You still working on this damn boat?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Finished it twice. This is number three.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Am I the only normal one here?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [entering the bullpen] No.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Morning, boss.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Marine killed. Let's go.