- Dale Galley, Jr.: I'm sorry. I don't mean to give you a line reading, Jerry. But it's like "I've sheathed me dagger in me scabbard, and me scabbard's in me britches."... Beat... "And I've no idea where me britches went." Now, I don't want to give you a line reading, but just like that.
- Travis Wayne: Cut. Guys, that was fantastic.
- Dale Galley, Jr.: Dammit! He's supposed to die suspended from the masthead, hanged from the masthead! It's the Christ parallelism for Christ sake!
- Travis Wayne: You can't write drama like that! And when i say, "You cannot write drama like that," I mean YOU cannot write drama like that. All your dialogue smells of dialogue. I mean, look at the bloody nose, look how real that is!
- Dirk Reamer: It's because it is bloody real.
- Travis Wayne: Oh. That's real. Can we get a medic to help him out? Uh... lunch! That's lunch, everybody.
- Dale Galley, Jr.: I need another word for pirate that isn't rapscallion or buccaneer.
- Kevin the P.A.: Okay, let me think here. How about "asshole who doesn't know his place and who's not my boss and who I don't like?"
- Dale Galley, Jr.: That's like sixteen words. I just needed one.
- Kevin the P.A.: You can shorten it to just "asshole."
- Dale Galley, Jr.: Uh-huh. I'll have one of those shakes on your way out.
- Kevin the P.A.: You wanna try this? It's the new Kevin HanSmoothie.
- Dale Galley, Jr.: Hey, that's good, man.
- Kevin the P.A.: I think it's gonna be my best one so far.
- Dale Galley, Jr.: Yeah, i'm working...
- [waves Kevin off dismissively. Returns to typing in his laptop]
- Dale Galley, Jr.: "Aargh! Yer an asshole who doesn't know his place..."