Peter Reinert: Kevin the P.A.

Quotes 

• Dale Galley, Jr. : I need another word for pirate that isn't rapscallion or buccaneer.

  Kevin the P.A. : Okay, let me think here. How about "asshole who doesn't know his place and who's not my boss and who I don't like?"

  Dale Galley, Jr. : That's like sixteen words. I just needed one.

  Kevin the P.A. : You can shorten it to just "asshole."

  Dale Galley, Jr. : Uh-huh. I'll have one of those shakes on your way out.

  Kevin the P.A. : You wanna try this? It's the new Kevin HanSmoothie.

  Dale Galley, Jr. : Hey, that's good, man.

  Kevin the P.A. : I think it's gonna be my best one so far.

  Dale Galley, Jr. : Yeah, i'm working...

  [waves Kevin off dismissively. Returns to typing in his laptop] 

  Dale Galley, Jr. : "Aargh! Yer an asshole who doesn't know his place..."