Timothy A. Bennett: Dale Galley, Jr.

Quotes 

• Dale Galley, Jr. : I'm sorry. I don't mean to give you a line reading, Jerry. But it's like "I've sheathed me dagger in me scabbard, and me scabbard's in me britches."... Beat... "And I've no idea where me britches went." Now, I don't want to give you a line reading, but just like that.

• Travis Wayne : Cut. Guys, that was fantastic.

  Dale Galley, Jr. : Dammit! He's supposed to die suspended from the masthead, hanged from the masthead! It's the Christ parallelism for Christ sake!

  Travis Wayne : You can't write drama like that! And when i say, "You cannot write drama like that," I mean YOU cannot write drama like that. All your dialogue smells of dialogue. I mean, look at the bloody nose, look how real that is!

  Dirk Reamer : It's because it is bloody real.

  Travis Wayne : Oh. That's real. Can we get a medic to help him out? Uh... lunch! That's lunch, everybody.

• Dale Galley, Jr. : I need another word for pirate that isn't rapscallion or buccaneer.

  Kevin the P.A. : Okay, let me think here. How about "asshole who doesn't know his place and who's not my boss and who I don't like?"

  Dale Galley, Jr. : That's like sixteen words. I just needed one.

  Kevin the P.A. : You can shorten it to just "asshole."

  Dale Galley, Jr. : Uh-huh. I'll have one of those shakes on your way out.

  Kevin the P.A. : You wanna try this? It's the new Kevin HanSmoothie.

  Dale Galley, Jr. : Hey, that's good, man.

  Kevin the P.A. : I think it's gonna be my best one so far.

  Dale Galley, Jr. : Yeah, i'm working...

  [waves Kevin off dismissively. Returns to typing in his laptop] 

  Dale Galley, Jr. : "Aargh! Yer an asshole who doesn't know his place..."