Garfield and Friends (TV Series)
Cute for Loot/The Caverns of Cocoa/Dream Date (1992)
Gregg Berger: Odie, Orson Pig
Quotes
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Wade Duck : Hey, whatcha reading, Orson?
Orson Pig : Oh, it's my grandfather's diary. I found it here with all his belongings.
Wade Duck : Does he say anything in there about my grandfather?
Orson Pig : [flips through the pages] Well, let me see. Oh, here. "The only problem I have is that my colleague, William Duck, is terrified nearly every hour."
[in a flashback, Orson's grandfather is digging]
Wade's Grandfather : [runs behind Orson's grandfather] Help! Help! Oh, help! It is a monster! It is a terrible, ugly, hairy monster!
[a mouse appears]
Wade's Grandfather : A monster such as you have never seen! Help! Save me from the monster! Save...
Orson's Grandfather : That is not a monster. That is a mouse.
Wade's Grandfather : Well, it is... a rather large mouse.
Wade Duck : Yep. That's my grandpa alright.
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Roy Rooster : [while helping Orson push out a cart full of chocolate] A whole mountain that's bad for your teeth!
Orson Pig : Now, don't get too excited, Roy. Something could still go wrong.
Roy Rooster : [chuckles] What could go wrong?
[Orson's brothers appear with a captured Wade]
Orson Pig : How about them showing up?
[Orson's brothers tackle Roy and Orson and later have them tied up with Wade]
Roy Rooster : That could be a problem, yes.
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Herman Post : [reads the package Garfield left out front] "To Abu Dhabi. Please bend and fold." Must be that cute kitten again.
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[Garfield puts on a bonnet to look like a cute kitten for an old man]
Garfield : What a terrific idea. I finally found a use for Nermal.
[the old man's cat, Madison, approaches Garfield, with a box]
Madison : Yeah, you are a cute kitten. There's only one thing to do with cute kittens: Mail 'em to Abu Dhabi!
[throws Garfield in a box and wraps it up]
Garfield : [yelps] You can't! Stop! I'm not cute! I-I'm really not cute!
[Madison tosses Garfield into a passing mail truck]
Garfield : I'm as not cute as they come! And besides, this is my ideaaaa!
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Television announcer : And here's the host of Dream Date, Skip Yenta.
Skip Yenta : Thank you thank you, well on yesterday's show you saw said cartoonist Jon Arbuckle, out with his ideal woman and uh...
Ursula Fenstermucker : Wait me outside!
Skip Yenta : Well here's the happy couple now.
Ursula Fenstermucker : Happy, huh, I never had a worse night of my life thank to you!
Skip Yenta : Don't you two want to get married.
Jon Arbuckle : Oh, me...?
Ursula Fenstermucker : So this jerk and his cat, it's all rigged, I was supposed to get this guy to fall for me then dump him on live television!
Skip Yenta : Ursula calm.
Ursula Fenstermucker : I won't calm down after what I've been through this show is fixed, the whole thing I mean it's rick!
Television announcer : [Please Stand By] We are experiencing difficulties, we will return to Dream Date in the moment... eh maybe?