Mom (TV Series)
One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress (2020)
Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett
Quotes
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Jill : Oh my God, I just had a horrible thought. What if I'm in a car crash with someone who's not an organ donor and the paramedics can only save one of us? Of *course* they'd let *me* die.
Christy : That's ridiculous, Jill, letting you die because you're an organ donor.
Jill : You're right, just last minute jitters, just had to get that out of my system. Well, I'll see you outside.
Christy : See you.
[Jill goes in, looks at her form]
Christy : Nope!
[throws it away and walks out]
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Tammy : I got a call this morning and this woman asked 'Is this Tammy Diffendorf?' and I figure it's a telemarketer so I give her a blast of the ol' air horn I keep by my phone.
Bonnie : That's cool! Where can I get one of those?
Christy : [washing her hair in the sink] At the store, Mom, next to the shampoo.