The Simpsons Game (2007 Video Game)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier
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Quotes
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Marge Simpson : Bart! What are you doing next to a video game store?
[gasps]
Marge Simpson : Buying a video game!
[she snatches the game form Bart]
Marge Simpson : This is going to the same place that I put your swimsuit magazines, and BB gun! Homer's underwear drawer.
[she storms off]
Bart Simpson : Oh great, now I've got nothing to play except the games I got yesterday. And I'm totally sick of those!
[the Simpsons Game manual falls on Bart, who picks it up]
Bart Simpson : The Simpsons Game? Hmm... the only Simpsons Game I know is when we pretend Dad isn't an alcoholic. Hey, it's a game about Springfield! With Dad as a character, and Mom, and Lisa... who'd wanna play her?
[gasps]
Bart Simpson : I'm in this game? I wonder what my powers are? Jumping, leaping gliding...
[he turns into Bartman]
Bart Simpson : All right!
Homer Simpson : [appears clutching a gun and a magazine] Hey Bart, look what appeared in my magic drawer. Hey what's with the fruity get-up? If you're planning to come home like that don't bother.
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Marge Simpson : Bart, what are you doing near a video game store?
Marge Simpson : [gasps] Buying a video game?
Marge Simpson : [gasps] I've heard about this. It's the game where you play a meanie-bo-beanie who murders other meanie-bo-beanies.
Marge Simpson : I'm putting this game in the same place I put your swimsuit magazines, and your BB Gun: Homer's Underwear Drawer.
Bart Simpson : [groans] Oh, Great. Now I have nothing to play except the games I bought yesterday. And I'm totally sick of them.
Bart Simpson : [the Simpsons Game manual falls from heaven and lands in front of bart] The Simpsons Game? Hmm... this is so weird.
[picks up manual]
Bart Simpson : The only Simpsons Game I can think of is the one where we all pretend dad isn't an alcoholic. What could it be?
Bart Simpson : Wait a second, this is a manual for a video game set in springfield!
[gasp]
Bart Simpson : And dad is a character! And so is mom. And lisa... who'd wanna play her? Whoa, I'm in this game! I wonder what my moves are, jumping, floating, oh man I gotta try this!
Bart Simpson : [turns into bart man with heroic pose and wind blowing behind him] Wow, this is the only good book ever written!
Homer Simpson : Hey boy, look what appeared in my magic drawer. Hey, what's with the fruity get-up? If you're planning on coming home like that don't bother.
Bart Simpson : Dad, I'm a superhero now and I have all these awesome powers.
Homer Simpson : Superpowers, huh? Well that's cool I guess. I was gonna go shoot bats while reading swimsuit magazines in this cave. Wanna come with?
[Homer removes lid from manhole, Homer and Bart jump in]
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[a panel on a game cartridge opens up, revealing the Simpsons family from the very first Simpsons game ever made]
Homer Simpson : Wow. We look so pixely.
Bart Simpson : And poorly rendered.
Marge Simpson : Which one is supposed to be me?
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Lisa Simpson : According to this you have video game powers too.
Marge Simpson : So I can talk to fish like Aquaman? Or do whatever it is Hawkman does?
Lisa Simpson : No, it says you have the power to make people do whatever you tell them to do.
Marge Simpson : Just like Oprah.
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Marge Simpson : Now everyone can enjoy this game! Not just *gamers*.
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Marge Simpson : [reading the newspaper] Yes! The legislative branch comes through again!
Lisa Simpson : Uh, Mom? Keep reading.
[Marge sees a picture in the paper showing Mayor Quimby accepting a bag of money]
Marge Simpson : Hmmm... Quimby's cozying up to that sleazy video game producer. That really burns my beehive!
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[when sending the mob out to attack someone]
Marge Simpson : Beat the violence out of them!
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[when sending dog mob to attack a Scratchy gangster]
Marge Simpson : Increase the peace... through violence!
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[when ordering dog mob to repair a house]
Marge Simpson : Unpimp the house!
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Marge Simpson : Sorry, Poochy, but even you aren't extreme enough to resist the power of a stay-at-home mom with too much time on her hands!