NCIS (TV Series)
Lost & Found (2007)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
Quotes
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [tracking Brian Taylor via satellite] Tony, Taylor's headed right towards you. Keep your course.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : How far?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Hundred yards, give or take. Looks like he's passing through some sort of clearing. Maybe a...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Dirt road?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yeah. How'd you...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, we're staring at it, McGee.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [seeing McGee dressed in his scout troop uniform] Seriously, probie, I don't make enough fun of you?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Knock it off, DiNozzo.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [arriving at Black Ridge Park] This is gonna suck.
Officer Ziva David : Stop complaining!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Sorry. No sleep tends to do that to me.
Officer Ziva David : I drove, Tony. You could have slept all night if you wanted.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I tried. But the orchestra of blaring car horns kept me awake.
Officer Ziva David : We made good time.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Going ninety-five miles an hour on a dirt road. I couldn't even see.
Officer Ziva David : Then it's a good thing I was driving.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [stepping into elevator] Well, looks like it's just you and me, David. Nothing like a long, relaxing road trip.
[jingles vehicle keys in front of her]
Officer Ziva David : [snatches vehicle keys out of DiNozzo's hand] I'm driving.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm dead.
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[preparing to search a national park, Tony and Ziva start fighting over the map]
Officer Ziva David : I'm a trained navigator, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, I got an "A" in geography. Plus, I'm senior field agent, I'm pulling rank.
Officer Ziva David : I'm also a trained assassin.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Answers phone] Dinozzo.
Jenny Shepard : [From MTAC] Taylor's phone was just activated, Tony. We're tracking it now.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Out of breath] Yeah, welcome to the club. I wish I could say it was a fun one.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : You sound tired, Dinozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Following Ziva. Even the dogs are tired.
[Gibbs smirks]
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Abby Sciuto : [Watching Carson reunite with his parents] I'm really gonna miss him.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah. There's something about that kid.
[Ziva and McGee laugh]
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Okay, one more answer correct, and I win my title back.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : From a ten year old.
Officer Ziva David : Who has just been through hell.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You mess with the bull...
[Makes a bull horn gesture]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You get the horns. No exceptions. All right.
[Reads question from movie quiz]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : In the 1985 film Back to the Future, this device makes time travel possible. Come on, baby, I'm back. What is the flux capaciter?
[Computer says he got the answer wrong and is in second place to Carson]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Wait, what happened?
Carson Taylor : You spelled 'capacitor' wrong. Tough break.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I bow to the champion.
[Bows to Carson]
Carson Taylor : Handshake will do.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Okay.
[They regard each other and then do an elaborate handshake with exploding fist bump]
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Explains why he took Carson and ran.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Looking at McGee in his scout uniform] Somebody just earned their detective badge.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Ziva smiles at Dinozzo] What?
Officer Ziva David : Look around Tony. Tell me what you see.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I...
[Looks around Carson's room]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : see... Zero-Hour. It's a great flick.
Officer Ziva David : Mm-hmm
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Waves his hand in the air before pulling out some magazines from under the mattress] Ho. Ha, ha, ha. Swimsuit editions. Bet his dad's been looking for these. Wait a second.
[Notices the bed]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No. Ho, oh, oh! No! You know what this is? This is a red Ferrari G.T. Just like Magnum.
Officer Ziva David : Yes. Just like Magnum.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I can't... Even the rims are the same.
Officer Ziva David : [Chuckling] You're missing the point.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Which is?
Officer Ziva David : The room, Tony. Does it remind you of someone?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No. Not really. You think this comes in a king?
[Ziva looks at him in disbelief]
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And you agreed?
[Head in hands]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's one of the oldest tricks in the book, the hand delivery, Ziva. It's Metro's way of making sure they stay involved in the case.
Officer Ziva David : You think?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why else would they personally deliver the files?
Detective Marshall Collins : To see your pretty face, Dinozzo.
[Dinozzo and Collins both feign laughter. Collins drops a box heavily on Dinozzo's desk]
Detective Marshall Collins : It's been a long time.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not long enough, Collins.
[They shake hands]
Officer Ziva David : Old friends?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Detective Collins is on Metro's cold case squad. He and I worked a couple homicides back when I was on Baltimore P.D.
Detective Marshall Collins : And, unfortunately, we're oh-for-two.
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Officer Ziva David : [laughing] Are you injured or something?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Trekking behind Ziva] No. I did stop for a water break. You know, humans do that sometimes.