House M.D. (TV Series)
Ugly (2007)
Robert Sean Leonard: Dr. James Wilson
Quotes
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Dr. James Wilson : The story of life - Boy meets girl. Boy gets stupid. Boy and girl live stupidly ever after.
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Dr. Gregory House : I think I'm going blind.
Dr. James Wilson : Hairy palms too?
Dr. Gregory House : She said something idiotic again and I didn't even notice it. Foreman had to point out that it was idiotic. She's making me an idiot.
Dr. James Wilson : It's cute, you have a crush.
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Dr. James Wilson : You've got a problem.
Dr. Gregory House : Tell me something I don't know.
Dr. James Wilson : You hire beautiful girls, enslave them, force them to be around you because you don't know how to have an actual relationship. If they're qualified, keep them. If not, fire them and ask them out.
Dr. Gregory House : You do realize that "tell me something I don't know" is just an expression?
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[talking about Dr. Terzi]
Dr. Gregory House : I think she might be an idiot.
Dr. James Wilson : Who?
Dr. Gregory House : But she can't be an idiot. She was in the CIA for God's sake.
Dr. James Wilson : The Bay of Pigs was a daring triumph.
Dr. Gregory House : She had good ideas in Langley.
Dr. James Wilson : All your ideas.
Dr. Gregory House : She was able to identify that they were good ideas.
Dr. James Wilson : Stab in the dark here. Is she pretty?
Dr. Gregory House : She's new. She's nervous.
Dr. James Wilson : She's a C-Cup?
Dr. Gregory House : She said one dumb thing in a differential. They all say dumb things in differentials.
Dr. James Wilson : A D-Cup? If she's no good just fire her.
Dr. Gregory House : I can't! I just hired her. She left a career.
Dr. James Wilson : Wow. Either that's actual guilt or I've got to see this woman.
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Dr. Gregory House : I can't believe I'm that guy.
Dr. James Wilson : Every guy is that guy.
Dr. Gregory House : I'm not every guy.
Dr. James Wilson : What is this--semantics here? Okay, all guys are that guy.