Sex Drive (2008)
Seth Green: Ezekiel
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Quotes
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Ezekiel : No, I wouldn't know anything about your 69' GTO Judge, 455 Big Block, Ram-Air, 4.11 Posi... Somethin' like that? Weird... That thing must have fallen straight from space! Well, good luck with your future ride, spaceman!
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[Ezechiel comes out from the barn where the GTO is on repair]
Ezekiel : Uh-oh. See that creamy stuff? You blew your head gasket. That's not good.
Ian : Shit.
Ezekiel : Dont' cry. We can fix it.
Ian : Really?
Ezekiel : Yeah, really. We're good at it.
Ian : Yeah?
Ezekiel : Yeah, I didn't mean to undersell it, but it's an impressive thing. Yeah, we'll fix it.
Ian : Wow, that'd be cool.
Ezekiel : Yeah, would be cool, wouldn't it? I might be the coolest guy you ever met.
Ian : Wow.
Ezekiel : Wow.
Ian : Thank you.
Ezekiel : Yeah, you're welcome. That's what you say when people do nice things for you. You know, there's a pretty big shindig shaping up next door if you guys want to hang there while we work on it. Take it easy while we do all this - for you.
[he turns to the barn]
Ian : Does he have an attitude?
Lance : No, he's fucking with you.
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Ian : You don't know my brother, okay? He's gonna fuck my ass with a roll of quarters!
Ezekiel : What? He's gonna what? With what?
Ian : Oh, yeah! He's gonna go get off work early, and he's gonna walk into the bank, stand in line, change a 10, find my ass, and just... fuck it... with a roll of fucking quarters.
