Avenue 5 (TV Series)

Are You a Spider, Matt? (2020)

Andy Buckley: Frank Kelly

Quotes 

• Frank Kelly : This thing is kind of mesmerizing since Mr. Judd lit it up.

  Spike Martin : Oh! See that right- Look at right there, it looks like a burrito. Huh.

  Doug : Where?

  Spike Martin : Right- See? It's moving.

  Doug : I actually see a face there, kind of. Maybe...

  Frank Kelly : John Paul.

  Spike Martin : Beatles or Getty?

  Frank Kelly : I see the pope's face. Pope John Paul II. He was in at the turn of the century, and fallible, obviously, but great at apologizing for historical bad stuff.

  Spike Martin : All I'm seeing is a lot of shiny excrement, I'm sorry guys.

  Frank Kelly : JP was one of the good ones, too. Wasn't even a Nazi in his youth.

  Doug : I- I'm just not sure a pope would choose to appear in shit. Wouldn't he pick like, motor oil or pancakes?

  Frank Kelly : Honestly, I see his face. Maybe I'll see you later, Mr. Pope, since, I guess I'm the only one who can.