Avenue 5 (TV Series)
Are You a Spider, Matt? (2020)
Ethan Phillips: Spike Martin
Quotes
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Frank Kelly : This thing is kind of mesmerizing since Mr. Judd lit it up.
Spike Martin : Oh! See that right- Look at right there, it looks like a burrito. Huh.
Doug : Where?
Spike Martin : Right- See? It's moving.
Doug : I actually see a face there, kind of. Maybe...
Frank Kelly : John Paul.
Spike Martin : Beatles or Getty?
Frank Kelly : I see the pope's face. Pope John Paul II. He was in at the turn of the century, and fallible, obviously, but great at apologizing for historical bad stuff.
Spike Martin : All I'm seeing is a lot of shiny excrement, I'm sorry guys.
Frank Kelly : JP was one of the good ones, too. Wasn't even a Nazi in his youth.
Doug : I- I'm just not sure a pope would choose to appear in shit. Wouldn't he pick like, motor oil or pancakes?
Frank Kelly : Honestly, I see his face. Maybe I'll see you later, Mr. Pope, since, I guess I'm the only one who can.