- Benny: I'm not one of the herd, Dina, and neither are you.
- Dina: Herds are for turds.
- Benny: Herds are absolutely for turds. I'm stealing that.
- Dina: Ah, then you admit you're a thief.
- Benny: Oh, you're good.
- Dina: You have no idea.
- Cheyenne: So, like, how's this going?
- Benny: She's gonna let me walk so I can take her to dinner.
- Dina: Like hell I am.
- [They kiss]
- Benny: Hey, thanks for taking a chance on me.
- Dina: It's Valentine's Day. I had to follow my heart.
- [a police car is waiting as Dina and Benny leave the store]
- Benny: Nah... are you kidding me?
- Dina: Look, I'm sorry, Benny, but I had no choice. This doesn't mean anything has to change between us.
- Benny: Yeah, it kind of does.
- Dina: I'll wait for you! Not sexually, or if I've met someone else.
- Benny: Up yours!
- Dina: I wish.
- Glenn: The storm shelter is just a great place to get things off your chest. Whenever I have troubles, I come down here and I shout 'em out.
- Garrett: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
- Glenn: Here, watch me.
- [shouts]
- Glenn: Why did I have a baby so late in life?
- [talks]
- Glenn: You know, stuff like that.
- Garrett: You know, I think I understand what you're saying, but maybe I could use some more examples.
- Glenn: Okay, um... Diabetes stinks! I think I voted wrong! I think Ellen DeGeneres dances too much! It's unprofessional!
- Garrett: Still not getting it.
- Garrett: [knocks laundry pods off shelf]
- [to himself]
- Garrett: Oh, Garrett, you're so stupid.
- [to Glenn]
- Garrett: Oh, man. That's embarrassing. I'm sorry you had to see that, Glenn.
- Glenn: Oh, no. Come on, this is nothing. I once drove a pallet of Mentos into a stack of colas. I thought it was the Rapture.
- Garrett: Man, I'm tired. I just wanted a day off where I could just sit at home alone playing video games and not shower and eat pizza.
- Glenn: That's how you spend your days off? Sitting in your apartment, alone?
- Garrett: Well, I mean, I'm not really alone. I'm playing with the people online.
- Glenn: Of course. That's basically like having friends.
- Garrett: It is!
- Glenn: Hey, I'm just glad that you don't have any problems.
- [walks off]
- Garrett: I don't have any. And I'm not thinking about my life. I'm just being quiet 'cause you walked away.
- Dina: Listen, Benny, it's obvious you've been doing this for a while. You've got even weight distribution with the rocks, noise dampening padding, industrial shrink wrap.
- Benny: You're impressed.
- Dina: Hardly.
- Benny: Well, it's a shame I'm innocent, because I would love to impress a woman like you.
- Dina: You're just flirting with me to get out of trouble.
- Benny: No, I'm flirting with you to get into trouble.