- Jonah: [Jonah notices the feminist slogans on the mannequins] Wow! Cool shirts.
- Cheyenne: I know, right?
- Jonah: Who knew Cloud 9 would ever catch up to intersectional feminism?
- Mateo: [Cheyenne, completely clueless, looks at Mateo. Mateo, in a low voice] We'll look it up later. Don't give him the satisfaction.
- Jonah: Although, I do wonder if there's an opportunity here to... to kind of make more of a statement out of this? Instead of just makeup and phones, what if we gave them all computers, you know? Or... or... or put them in, like, a science lab, you know? You know, like, Marie Curie and... I... her gang.
- Mateo: You want to give mannequins jobs? Never forget how fun you are, Jonah.
- Dina: I'm great at delivering bad news. I would've crushed it as a doctor. "It's terminal!" See? Informational, professional, brief.
- Sandra: Carol can go to the wedding, and Jerry and I won't go. We can have our own secret wedding in our apartment and dance with our cat.
- Garrett: Or maybe there's a slightly less depressing solution, like, we get her to do something else that's better than your wedding. Like going to a movie. A really... A really good movie.
- Dina: Oh, come on, Garrett. It wouldn't have to be that good.
- Jonah: Uh, gentlemen, it sounds to me like, uh, a lot of these frustrations stem from a sense of powerlessness. Which historically, has been something that women have had to contend with.
- Marcus: Yeah, but they're not powerless anymore. I mean, Amy and Dina run the frickin' store. And now the new CEO? All men have left are the NFL and the country.