- Joan Norton: I am going to continue to see Edward. It won't last forever and it certainly isn't true love, but it's what I want. So get used to it.
- [she storms off]
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: [shouting after her] Osteoporosis and sexual intercourse on kitchen tables don't mix!
- [earlier in the day, Martin caught Auntie Joan and Edward making love in her kitchen. He left quickly, in disgust and embarrassment. Now Joan has come to see Martin]
- Joan Norton: If you have a problem with my relationship, let's talk about it.
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: I don't believe it's a real relationship.
- Joan Norton: Oh, and you'd know about that, would you?
- Dr. Martin Ellingham: I know that sex on the kitchen table with a man fifty years your junior does not qualify as a real relationship.