Kevin Connolly: Ryan Malloy

Quotes 

• Ryan Malloy : How about... you play the violin?

  Tiffany Malloy : [about to reject another hare-brained idea]  Ryan, that's... perfect! First of all, you'd never have your violin with you, and second of all, who'd ask you to play the violin? That would be like asking Michael Bolton to sing.

  Ryan Malloy : He stinks.

  Tiffany Malloy : Yeah! Oh, but the snooty, arty, sophisticated at Harvard will lap it up like soccer moms lap up the President's lies.