Justin Berfield: Ross Malloy

Quotes 

• Jack Malloy : [to Tiffany:]  A truthful person just has to remember what he said. A liar has to remember what he said to different people. Yes, it's a wonderful, tangled web the liar weaves. Try it, honey, I think you'll like it.

  [demonstrates:] 

  Jack Malloy : Oh, Ross!

  Ross Malloy : Yes, Dad?

  Jack Malloy : I love you, son.

  Ross Malloy : [really pleased]  Thanks, Dad.

  Jack Malloy : [to Tiffany]  You see how simple it is? Well, I'll be down in the basement in case anyone needs me.

  Ross Malloy : I'll... I'll come with you, Dad.

  [Jack makes a break for it, runs for the door, slamming it behind him] 

  Ross Malloy : I'm warning you, old man! I'm gonna grow up normal if it kills me!