Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Ryan Vampire Slayer (1997)
Justin Berfield: Ross Malloy
Quotes
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Tiffany Malloy : I hate vampires! I know it's irrational, I know it doesn't make any sense, but I know it's true! Vampires exist! How else do you explain Yoko Ono and Priscilla Presley living off the dead? I don't like vampires!
Ryan Malloy : Yeah, but they like you. They go for pale virgins, you know. Much different from your average guy.
Tiffany Malloy : [as her little brother enters] Hey, Ross, do you believe in vampires?
Ross Malloy : Of course I do. How else do you explain Yoko Ono and Priscilla Presley living off the dead?