- Sable O'Brien: [entering classroom, looking down at Tiffany] Oh, filling in a college application. How cute. Well, I'm being recruited.
- Tiffany Malloy: I guess the army will take anybody, huh?
- Barry: I hope so.
- Sable O'Brien: I've already been accepted into three colleges on an athletic scholarship.
- Tiffany Malloy: [sarcastic] Ah, how fitting, you've always been an athletic supporter.
- Ryan Malloy: [got punched in the lower belly by Tiffany, her revenge for having been bullied by him, in the guise of him being her sport trainer, as a child] What was that for?
- Tiffany Malloy: A little girl in an ice-skating dress.
- Ryan Malloy: [cannot remember what Tiffany is angry about] I thought she was done with that chocolate bar.
- Jack Malloy: Now, sweetheart, what's - what's wrong?
- Tiffany Malloy: Oh, Daddy, I'm no good at sports.
- Jack Malloy: Well, I used to be *great* at sports. Now I sell used cars. Does that make you feel better?
- Tiffany Malloy: No, Daddy.
- Sable O'Brien: I've already been accepted by three colleges on the athletic scholarship.
- Tiffany Malloy: Oh, how fitting. You've always been an athletic supporter.