Ted Lasso (TV Series)

All Apologies (2020)

Jason Sudeikis: Ted Lasso

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• Ted Lasso : [to Roy]  You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet - I don't wanna hear it. All right?

• Rebecca Welton : Ted, I lied to you. I hired you because I wanted this team to lose. I wanted you to fail, and I sabotaged you every chance I've had. It was me who hired that photographer to take the photo of you and Keeley. I set up the interview with Trent Crimm, hoping that he would humiliate you. And I instigated the transfer of Jamie Tartt, even though you'd asked me not to. This club is all that Rupert has ever cared about, and I wanted to destroy it. To cause him as much pain and suffering as he has caused me. And I didn't care who I used or who I hurt. All you good people just trying to make a difference. Ted, I'm so sorry. If you want to quit or call the press, I'll completely understand.

  Ted Lasso : I forgive you.

  Rebecca Welton : You... What? Why?

  Ted Lasso : Divorce is hard. It doesn't matter if you're the one leaving or if... you're the one who got left. It makes folks do crazy things.

• Ted Lasso : [on his decision to start Roy]  Look, putting him on the bench wouldn't just be humiliating to him, it could actually affect his livelihood. And you know better than anyone that all this ain't about winning to me, 'cause that ain't how we measure success, right?

  Coach Beard : [shouts]  Damn it, it is!

  [Ted draws back in shock; bar goes quiet] 

  Ted Lasso : Hey... who put a firecracker up your butt and lit it?

  Coach Beard : You did! And I'm sick of it. Look, I understood this mission when we were in Kansas. But those were kids, and these are professionals, and winning does matter to them. And it matters to me. And that's okay. Ain't that right, Mae?

  Mae : A-fucking-men, it is.

  Coach Beard : How do you not get it? Losing has repercussions. We lose, we get relegated. We get relegated, this is over, and we will have built nothing. And if you're gonna pick a player's feeling over a coach's duty to make a point...

  [pushes back from the table and stands up] 

  Coach Beard : ... I don't wanna drink with someone that selfish.

• Ted Lasso : Hi guys.

  Coach Beard : Please have a seat.

  Ted Lasso : Okay. I feel like y'all are about to do some improv comedy, or tell me you're dating each other. Either one's cool with me, 'cause your suggestion is ally.

• Ted Lasso : I want you to know that I value each of your opinions. Even when they're wrong.