- Timothy McGee: Turns out Richard is not just a marine. He is Special Ops. Seen some very heavy action, a real Captain America badass. And you are sleeping with his mother.
- Nick Torres: Your mom said you were at camp.
- Richard Devol: Yes sir, Camp Pendleton. I'm a staff sergeant there.
- Nick Torres: He's my girfriend's son. He is too young for you. This is sick.
- Ellie Bishop: Oh, and you're not too young for her?
- Nick Torres: That is different. I'm irresistible. She couldn't help herself.