Dudley Moore: Self, Various Characters

Quotes 

• Father : Well Roger, now you have this knowledge about chairs and warmth, I hope you'll use it wisely, and take no notice of your school friends, or what Uncle Bertie might say.

  Roger : Dirty Uncle Bertie they call him at school, sir.

  Father : Dirty Uncle Bertie and they're right, Roger, your Uncle Bertie is a dirty, dirty man. He's been with - living with us now for forty years, and it does seem a day too much.