- Dolly Parton: I'm your biggest fan. What do say to that?
- The Brain: I'd say puberty was inordinately kind to you.
- The Brain: I have calculated every ingredient necessary to become a country music mega-star. Read me the list, Pinky.
- Pinky: "A cowboy hat."
- The Brain: [puts on a cowboy hat] Check.
- Pinky: A southern dialect.
- The Brain: Check, y'all.
- Pinky: Nice, Brain. "Working class values."
- The Brain: I enjoy beef jerky and the comedy stylings of Gallagher. Check.
- Pinky: "A song."
- The Brain: Check.
- Pinky: "A name consisting of no less than three words."
- The Brain: From now on, I shall be Bubba Bo Bob Brain. Check.
- Pinky: And, "a height of at least six feet."
- The Brain: Ch - drat!
- Wakko Warner: Can I help you?
- Mr. Clown: Happy birthday, nice poppy boy!
- Wakko Warner: *Clown!*
- [slams door on Mr. Clown's face]
- Mr. Clown: That hurt my face.