- Reed Richards: [installing a new security system] Given all the attacks lately, I thought we might need an upgrade.
- Ben Grimm: Aw, come on, we don't get attacked that much.
- Susan Storm: Ben, the building has been shot into space, pulled underground, invaded by Doombots, attacked by a giant monster, turned into a bomb and infested with bugs from another dimension.
- Ben Grimm: Yeah, but most of that was Johnny's fault.
- Reed Richards: It would appear that this is a version of the Iron Man armor, worn by Tony Stark's bodyguard.
- Susan Storm: Tony Stark, the billionaire? Why would he send his bodyguard after us?
- [Sue and Reed look at Johnny]
- Johnny Storm: Whoa, hey, I never even met the guy!
- [Sue cuts off an armor's head]
- Susan Storm: [screams] I just... I just...
- Reed Richards: Strange, the suit is empty.
- Johnny Storm: You mean... it's haunted?
- Reed Richards: No, remote-controlled!
- [Johnny Storm cuts a hole in a window in Stark's office]
- Tony Stark: Please come right in. Though, you know, this is a very high-tech building, we have things called doors.
- Reed Richards: [to Iron Man] You're just as arrogant as Stark. It must be something he values in his employees.
- Susan Storm: [traps Iron Man in a force field] Try to get out of that!
- [Iron Man breaks free, Sue collapses]
- Johnny Storm: [catches her] He got out.
- Susan Storm: Shut up.
- Reed Richards: Being part of a team has its advantages, Tony! If we work together, we can stop Doom!
- Iron Man: What? How did you kn...?
- Reed Richards: Of course you're Iron Man! Who else could it be?