Hale and Pace (TV Series)

Episode #3.2 (1990)

Gareth Hale: Various Characters

Quotes 

• [from Day in the Life of a Tabloid Journalist] 

  Newspaper Editor : Remember that story you did on the vicar with the bad heart who stole the... panties... from next door's laundry basket?

  Reporter : 'Sick Dicky-Ticker Vicar Nicks Knickers from Knicker Wicker'?

  Newspaper Editor : Yeah, yeah. That's the one. Well apparently, the vicar read the headline, collapsed, and now he's dead. What are we gonna do Harry?

  Reporter : Well how about er... 'Headline Rev Drops Dead'.

  Newspaper Editor : Harry, the man is dead...

  Newspaper Editor , Reporter : Which means he can't sue!

  Reporter : Why don't we run with erm... 'Gay Black Vicar In Drugs Death Choirboy Behind the Old Hearse Scandal Mystery'?