Open Season 2 (2008)
Billy Connolly: McSquizzy
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Quotes
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Giselle : [being held hostage by Fifi] Help! Help! Help! Help! Somebody, help us!
Fifi : Scream all you want. The humans can't hear you from here. And the house pets, well, they hate wilds just as much as I do!
McSquizzy : When I get free, you're gonna pay for this, you big tube, you numpty, you big lassie's blouse.
Rufus : Watch your language, varmint. There's a lady present.
Charlene : What a vile little creature.
Fifi : My friends, it is time to tame these savage beasts.
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Elliot : If this is the end, I need to say something. Giselle, I really, really, really...
Roger : Really?
Fifi : Time's up!
Charlene : Now you hold your little old horses, Fifi. I do believe this boy's got something on his mind.
Rufus : Yeah, give the guy a sporting chance.
Giselle : Oh, just forget it, Elliot. You've already made it clear how you feel.
Fifi : I feel this has gone long enough.
Elliot : Please let me finish!
Fifi : Fine. You've got 60 seconds.
Elliot : Are you serious? How about a minute?
Roberto : Hey, you better hurry up.
Elliot : Okay, okay. Giselle, before the wedding, my rack was huge.
Giselle : What?
Buddy : It's true.
Elliot : Very huge. And it broke very bad. And without my huge rack, I felt like less of a buck. But as time went on...
Fifi : Thirty seconds!
Elliot : The point is, I'm a better buck with not a huge rack on my head... but with you, Giselle, on my head instead.
McSquizzy : Oh, that's awful.
Giselle : And how does this relate to our wedding and the fact that you left me stranded at the altar?
Charlene : Left you at the altar?
Rufus : You, sir, are a coward.
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Fifi : Fifteen seconds!
Elliot : [grunts] Will you, please?
[to Giselle]
Elliot : Giselle, you are good. And me? Not always good. But with you, the me that is not good can be better. You make my not-good me almost not bad. And that's not almost good, it's almost great.
[Fifi starts saying "Tick"]
Elliot : So, Giselle, you and me, not badder, but greater. Understand?
[the others says "What?"]
Rufus : What is he talking about?
Fifi : Tick, tick, tick!
Elliot : Oh, forget it. Just push the button already!
Fifi : Finally.
McSquizzy : No!
Giselle : Don't.
Boog : [sliding down the water slide] Cannonball!
[grabs Elliot, Giselle, McSquizzy and Buddy]
Boog : Gotcha.
Elliot : I love you, Boog.