Robot Chicken (TV Series)

Endless Breadsticks (2007)

Donald Faison: Mumm-Ra, Zorak, Boy

Quotes 

• Cheetara : Oh, come in. I'm just taking a bath.

  [Mrs. Mumbletipeg opens the door to find Cheetara cleaning herself... with her tongue] 

  Mumm-Ra : Ooh, I thought you were bathing, dear.

  Cheetara : I am! Gee, for a cat-sitter you don't know a lot about cats.

  [licks herself again] 

  Mumm-Ra : Oh! Wow! Um... Mrs. Mumbletipeg needs to go masturbate. I mean um... uh... see... uh... Mrs. Mum... What I meant was, Mrs. Mumbletipeg...

  [beat] 

  Mumm-Ra : Fuck it, I'm a go masturbate.

  [runs off] 

• [Lion-O hears strange noises from the bathroom] 

  Lion-O : That's Mumm-Ra!

  [Kicks the door down] 

  Lion-O : Stop right there Mumm-Ra... OH MY GOD!

  Mumm-Ra : [masturbating]  I'm havin' a private moment!

• Jaga : Snarf is in a better place now. But young Lion-O still needs a nagging nursemaid.

  Mumm-Ra : [from the magic cauldron]  At last, my chance to destroy that accursed Lion-O has arrived!

  [Slithe walks in with a laundry basket and empties it into the cauldron] 

  Mumm-Ra : Idiot, this is the magic cauldron! That's the laundry cauldron!

• Mumm-Ra : [disguise]  Hello, I'm Mrs. Mum... bleti... peg. The cat-sitting service sent me.

  WilyKat : You're old.

  WilyKit : You smell like butthole stuffed with wet dog!

  Mumm-Ra : CHILDREN... respect your elders.