Hamlet 2 (2008)

Catherine Keener: Brie Marschz

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• Brie Marschz : Maybe it's better that we just can't get pregnant. I feel like we shouldn't pass on this gene pool.

• Brie Marschz : I know we're broke and that we needed a roommate. But, I swear to God, I can't live like this anymore. I'm gonna go back to dealin' pot, I swear.

  Dana Marschz : No! I will not have you pushing drugs!

  Brie Marschz : I was a dealer, not a pusher.

• Brie Marschz : [looking at Dana's just completed script]  Hamlet 2?

  Dana Marschz : The Deuce. Correct.

  Brie Marschz : Doesn't everybody die at the end of the first one?

  Dana Marschz : I have a device.

  Brie Marschz : [reading the script]  "The time machine. Door...

  Dana Marschz : That's the device.

  Brie Marschz : [still reading the script]  opens, revealing Hamlet, Gertrude, Polonius, and Hillary Clinton having what appears to be group sex."

  Dana Marschz : It's about my troubled relationship with my father.

• Brie Marschz : Gary and I have been getting closer for a while now, and it turns out we're very compatible--as long as he keeps his mouth shut.