- Mary Shannon: [after 10-year-old Leo cleans out the officers protecting him, in a poker game] You know, you may want to keep in mind that those men you fleeced, are supposed to protect you.
- Lonny McRoy: Why do you think I let them win half their money back?
- Lonny McRoy: [seeing his new "parents" for the first time, through a one-way mirror] Good God! What kind of potato-head yokels have you hooked me up with?
- Mary Shannon: Okay, look. For your information, Mr. Potato-head yokel in there, helped bilk the U.S. government out of nearly three billion dollars.
- Arlo Meyers: Vernon McRoy got early release from prison. He's suing for custody of Leo.
- Mary Shannon: So just tell him, "No. Sorry. You murdered your son's Mother, and that's pretty much a deal-breaker on the custody issue". I mean, God, what the hell's wrong with you people! Can't you just strap on a set, and do the right thing for once!
- Mary Shannon: [to Arlo] How many times a week people tell you "You suck"?
- Arlo Meyers: [to Stan] You let her speak to me like this?
- Stan McQueen: Seems like a valid question.
- Lonny McRoy: My Dad used to say, if someone really wants to kill you, there's nothing anyone can do about it.
- Mary Shannon: Yeah, well... your Dad never met me.
- Mary Shannon: The Billups are forgiving people and like Vernon, they understand the irresistible pull of family.