- Brothel Keeper: We serve a basic human need.
- Host: So you're saying "Feel free"?
- Brothel Keeper: No don't "Feel Free", pay! Pay!
- Host: Your hand shot up when she said that thing about basic needs, didn't it?
- Audience Member: Lady, as long as I've got this hand I don't need you!
- [Audience howls with laughter]
- Prostitute: I got to the top of my tree and then I got knocked off.
- Host: People are going to want to know how you can be happy doing this?
- Prostitute: Well are you always happy being a TV Presenter?
- Host: Yes, I love it.
- Prostitute 2: I was training to be a Lawyer which I saw as Prostituting my mind, which was worse.
- Prostitute 3: [asks her friend to tell her what was just said]
- Pentecostal Minister: I think I'm hearing some ridiculous things, here!
- Host: You should come more often!
- Audience Member: Mental Health Services are appalling in this Country.