NCIS (TV Series)
Leap of Faith (2007)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
Quotes
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Officer Ziva David : [re: Gibbs giving Abby a bouquet of black roses] Is that what you get for turning down the job offer?
Abby Sciuto : No, for solving the case.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I believe those are for me, then, because I solved the case.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : But Abby ran the photo recognition that ID'd Lt. Arnett.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I risked my life hanging off a wall.
Officer Ziva David : She discovered the drug interaction that made Arnett suicidal.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I suggested we run the wife's DNA.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Against a National Database of Felons. Dead end. Abby went the extra step and compared it to the Interpol Database.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't believe this.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Give it up, Tony.
Officer Ziva David : She will always be the favorite, Tony.
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[after getting slapped by Abby, Tony is slapped again by Gibbs]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What was that for?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Spreading rumors.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : You give me that thing or I'm gonna...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
[They start wrestling for the phone as the therapist comes out of his office]
Dr. Neil Fleming : Hey, hey, hey! You two obviously have deeper issues than you discussed on the phone.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : On the phone?
Dr. Neil Fleming : Aren't you the couple who called about marriage counseling?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Couple? Us? No, no, we...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's all right. Timmy, Timmy - we're in a safe place. We can be ourselves here.
[McGee pushes himself away from Tony]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We just got back from Vermont. Pretty there this time of year.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Sorry.
[pulls out his badge]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : N.C.I.S. Special Agents McGee, DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Very special agents.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [after McGee saves Tony] I love you, McGee. I promise never to give you a hard time again.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yeah, right.
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Officer Ziva David : I'm Ziva David, I've seen you around.
NCIS Intel Analyst Nikki Jardine : I'm sorry, I don't shake hands.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I guess a hug's out of the question.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : She set him up like Kathleen Turner set up William Hurt in "Body Heat."
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : I was staring down 10 stories. Being a little disoriented is a little understandable.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Disoriented? You had your panties in a twist, tears in your eyes. Oh wait, I couldn't see your eyes 'cause they were shut so tight.
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Officer Ziva David : [about Jardine] You are not denying she's pretty.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Bizarre trumps pretty.
Officer Ziva David : But, you would...?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : How, in a hazmat suit?
Officer Ziva David : You two would make a good couple. You have something in common.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What?
Officer Ziva David : Fear. She's afraid of germs, you're afraid of commitment, and you're both afraid of Gibbs.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : For the record, Ms. David... I'm not afraid of Gibbs.