- Owen Strand: Hey, do you have any dried seaweed or kale chips?
- Judd Ryder: Sorry, Cap, but rabbit food ain't gonna fly with this bunch.
- Judd Ryder: Come on, there ain't nothing to be afraid of. I promise you'll all have fun.
- Paul Strickland: Yeah, said the wolf to Red Riding Hood.
- T.K. Strand: Seriously.
- Marjan Marwani: What are you guys talking about?
- T.K. Strand: Well, I host a friendly little game of Texas Hold 'Em with some firefighters from around town, and we had a chair open up for tonight's game, so. So, who's in? TK?
- T.K. Strand: I'm good. I know a rope-a-dope when I see one.
- Judd Ryder: Strickland?
- Paul Strickland: Nah, cards bore me. It's too easy to see everyone's tells. Also, I crave sleep.
- Judd Ryder: Marwani?
- Marjan Marwani: Oh, gambling's not really my jam, and don't even ask Probie. He's gotta study.
- Judd Ryder: Here I thought y'all were my friends.
- Owen Strand: I'll play.
- Judd Ryder: Oh.
- Owen Strand: Unless you don't want me to.
- Judd Ryder: No, it ain't that. It's just, you know, I don't-- This really ain't your scene, Cap, that's all. It's just a bunch of Texas roughnecks talking smack and drinking cheap beer.
- T.K. Strand: I thought it was supposed to be a friendly game, Judd.
- Owen Strand: It'd be fun to hang out with the locals, play a little cards, and-- unless there's some other reason you don't want me to come.
- Judd Ryder: No! Let's do it.
- Marjan Marwani: Everybody is going to record themselves reading a different section of the manual for him to listen to. TK, on-the-job scenarios. Paul, mathematics. And Judd, fire science.
- Judd Ryder: No, how come I have to do the boring chemistry part?
- Marjan Marwani: Because with that drawl, you read the slowest.