- Sheriff: Hey wait a minute, are y'all going to that Plumber Bubba show tonight?
- Early Cuyler: Well hell yeah! We gonna do it to it!
- Sheriff: Do it to it! HA HA HAAA! Boy I tell you, I love his observations about things that don't really happen down here. Y'all do it to it now!
- Granny: [a loud explosion occurs outside] Oh! It's the rapture! Go get my Jesus Wig!
- Rusty Cuyler: Daddy, look!
- [points to a crashed spaceship with Plumber Bubba hanging out from the window]
- Early Cuyler: Hot damn a-mighty! It's Plumber Bubba!
- Rusty Cuyler: No no no, behind him. That big ol' spaceship!
- Rusty Cuyler: Damn, that's Plumber Bubba! We seen him at the First Baptist, just the other night... tonight!
- Granny: Ohhh that ain't Jesus!
- [throws a yellow wig on the ground]
- Granny: Fake me out!