- Phil Palmfeather: Hello?
- Wraith: Roast duck!
- Phil Palmfeather: That doesn't work anymore.
- Wraith: I know. I'm ordering take out.
- Wraith: Well, I can see you're busy.
- Lord Dragaunus: You would have months to locate the Balerium crystals!
- Wraith: Lord Dragaunus, I fear it is a hopeless quest.
- Phil Palmfeather: [singing] Making money, making money.
- Wraith: Boo!
- Phil Palmfeather: AH! You nearly scared me, half to death!
- Wraith: Only half? Pity.
- Phil Palmfeather: You're one of those Saurian guys! So, you need a manager?
- Wraith: I summon the powers of the ancient Saurians to control your mind!
- Phil Palmfeather: Ha! Nobody controls this boy's-
- [Wraith grabs Phil's head and brainwashes him]
- Phil Palmfeather: Yes, master.
- Wraith: Whenever you hear the phrase; roast duck, you'll do as you're told. Otherwise, you will act normally and remember nothing.
- Phil Palmfeather: Remember nothing.
- Wraith: Now, with this bugging device, I will hear everything.
- [Places bug on Phil's shirt, reads schedule]
- Wraith: Now, for a revised schedule.
- [to Phil]
- Wraith: Listen, you ignorant baboon. The Mighty Ducks must follow my schedule precisely. It's a matter of life... and death.
- Wraith: Roast duck! Whatever happens, those Ducks must go through with this stunt!
- Phil Palmfeather: Yes, master.
- Phil Palmfeather: [Picks up phone] Yeah, yeah. What do you want?
- Wraith: Roast duck!
- Phil Palmfeather: What is thy bidding, master?
- Wraith: The Ducks' next appearance has been relocated. The new address: 621 Pineview Road.
- Phil Palmfeather: They will be reluctant to leave. One of them was injured.
- Wraith: But, they must go. It's a school fundraiser, for the little children.