Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series (TV Series)
Phil in the Blank (1996)
Tony Jay: Wraith
Quotes
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Wraith : [Repeated quote] Roast duck!
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Phil Palmfeather : Hello?
Wraith : Roast duck!
Phil Palmfeather : That doesn't work anymore.
Wraith : I know. I'm ordering take out.
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Wraith : Well, I can see you're busy.
Lord Dragaunus : You would have months to locate the Balerium crystals!
Wraith : Lord Dragaunus, I fear it is a hopeless quest.
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Wraith : And the Ducks will come after us as they always do.
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Phil Palmfeather : [singing] Making money, making money.
Wraith : Boo!
Phil Palmfeather : AH! You nearly scared me, half to death!
Wraith : Only half? Pity.
Phil Palmfeather : You're one of those Saurian guys! So, you need a manager?
Wraith : I summon the powers of the ancient Saurians to control your mind!
Phil Palmfeather : Ha! Nobody controls this boy's-
[Wraith grabs Phil's head and brainwashes him]
Phil Palmfeather : Yes, master.
Wraith : Whenever you hear the phrase; roast duck, you'll do as you're told. Otherwise, you will act normally and remember nothing.
Phil Palmfeather : Remember nothing.
Wraith : Now, with this bugging device, I will hear everything.
[Places bug on Phil's shirt, reads schedule]
Wraith : Now, for a revised schedule.
[to Phil]
Wraith : Listen, you ignorant baboon. The Mighty Ducks must follow my schedule precisely. It's a matter of life... and death.
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Wraith : Roast duck! Whatever happens, those Ducks must go through with this stunt!
Phil Palmfeather : Yes, master.
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Wraith : A few well-placed mystic bolts, and there'll be nothing left but some singed feathers.
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Phil Palmfeather : [Picks up phone] Yeah, yeah. What do you want?
Wraith : Roast duck!
Phil Palmfeather : What is thy bidding, master?
Wraith : The Ducks' next appearance has been relocated. The new address: 621 Pineview Road.
Phil Palmfeather : They will be reluctant to leave. One of them was injured.
Wraith : But, they must go. It's a school fundraiser, for the little children.