Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Can't Be Held Accountable (2019)

Vincent Kartheiser: Steve Getz

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• Steve Getz : This is the men's room.

  Olivia Benson : Well, we looked for you in the little girls' room, but they told us you were in here.

• Steve Getz : [on the phone with an assistant]  Paige, I'm being harassed. Call Abrams, tell him to meet me at...

  Olivia Benson : SVU. Special Victims. Let's go.

  Steve Getz : Would you mind if I zip up first, or you want to do that for me, sweetheart?

  Olivia Benson : Hard pass. Wash your hands, sweetie.

• Milly Bucci : This place. It's like a palace.

  Steve Getz : More fun. Ivy's little sister. We've been waiting. How old are you, sweetheart?

  Milly Bucci : Almost 13.

  Steve Getz : Almost. Isn't that wonderful?

• Steve Getz : What is this, neighbors complaining about my parties?

  Olivia Benson : Well, it's more like the neighbors worried about your guests. Young teenage girls, coming and going at all hours?

  Steve Getz : You know who I am. I run a modeling agency.

  Olivia Benson : Oh, so they were modeling. Really? At 2:00 a.m.?

  Counselor Peter Abrams : Well, sometimes they're guests at company parties. These young models all have parental permission. They're contracted employees on a payroll. We follow all state-mandated working conditions.

  Odafin Tutuola : Then why does he pay 'em cash and give gifts?

  Steve Getz : That's my fault. I like to give my young ones a little something extra. Their parents cash their checks. It's just my way of making sure that the girls have nice things.

  Counselor Peter Abrams : He can gift up to 15K a year. You want to charge him with generosity? Why is my client even here?

  Olivia Benson : Because we've been talking to several girls who "work" for Mr. Getz, and one of whom was asked to bring her 12-year-old sister to the party.

  Steve Getz : Yes, they all told me. They're very loyal. What I tell them: jealousy is the thief of joy. Whoever's complaining just wishes they were me. Even for just a day.

  Counselor Peter Abrams : Thanks for confirming what we suspected. You have nothing. You can stop hanging around urinals. My client won't be speaking to you again.

  Steve Getz : And by the way... Ivy's a great kid. I'm not gonna hold this against her. But you might want to think twice about using her as a battering ram. Her father's a drunk ex-cop who shoots from the hip flask. He's in such a deep hole, he sent his sister to shake us down.

  Odafin Tutuola : [watching them leave]  So much for his Boyd Cycle.

  Olivia Benson : The good news? They're not on to Kat.

  Amanda Rollins : [entering with a knock]  Hey. I just got a call from the 116 in Forest Hills. Frank Bucci had some kind of accident. He's in bad shape. EMTs are taking him to Queens General.

• Steve Getz : [getting perp-walked from his apartment]  Ah, the press is here. Wonder who tipped them off.

  Olivia Benson : I have no idea what you're talking about. But if I was you, I'd wipe that smirk off your face.

  Granya Marcil : [led out by Kat]  You had me fooled. You play a low-rent whore like you were born to it.

  Katriona Tamin : You would know.

• Steve Getz : All right, let's get this party started.

  Olivia Benson : Hold up. NYPD.

  Steve Getz : Captain Benson. I don't think you're on the guest list.

  Olivia Benson : No, but Milly and Ivy are, and we need to speak with them.

  Granya Marcil : The girls are fine.

  Odafin Tutuola : Why don't you let them tell us that?

  Steve Getz : That's a great idea. Milly, Ivy! Say hi! As you can see, safe and sound.

  Olivia Benson : You're really doing this, huh? Two underage girls on your boat, without parental permission? Really?

  Steve Getz : Oh, they have permission. Donna Bucci? Meet our friends from SVU. Let them know you granted permission.

  Donna Bucci : Oh, hi! I'm their mom. I gave permission. And I'll be supervising.

  Counselor Peter Abrams : Does that check all the boxes, Captain?

  Steve Getz : Let's sail.

  [getting on board] 

  Steve Getz : Congressman.

  Odafin Tutuola : We got to get this guy.

  Olivia Benson : Make sure Detective Bucci knows that this ain't over.

• Steve Getz : Ivy, I think I've found my new GimmeThatBody girl.

  Ivy Bucci : Wait. Are... are you serious?

  Steve Getz : Yes, and I should know. I'm the boss.