Tormented (I) (2009)

Ben Lloyd-Hughes: Jez

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Quotes 

• Bradley : Have you been upsetting my guests?

  Jez : No bro, I was joking, ya get me? Wah

  [Jez gropes Marcus' fake boobs] 

  Marcus : Don't play with the things.

  Bradley : I ain't your fucking bro.

  Jez : Listen you lot need to chill out, it's Darren Mullet's leaving do. The fat twat is dead, you gotta drink to that. Ya get me? Gimme some.

  [Jez holds his hands up to slap onto Marcus'. Marcus doesn't move and pulls jez hands down] 

  Bradley : Why the fuck did you just say that shit to me?

  Jez : Bradley, mate it's me.

  Bradley : Sort him out

  [walks away] 

  Jez : [Jez calls after him]  Mate come on. Bradley, it's me, it's Jeremy.

  Marcus : Shhhhhhhhhhh...

  [Marcus shouts in the style of Leonidas in 300] 

  Marcus : SUCK MY TITTIES!

  [kicks Jez into the pool] 

• Jez : Rest in piss bro.

  [Jez pees on Mullet's grave] 

  Jez : Mullet, I bet the reason you hung yourself was because you was trying to get a hard-on. Just trying to get wood boy.

  [gets impaled by a cross]