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Ted Lasso : Hey, how y'all doin'? I'm Ted Lasso, your new coach. You must be Ms. Welton.
Rebecca Welton : Please, call me Rebecca. Ms. Welton's my father.
Ted Lasso : If that's a joke, I love it. If not, I cannot wait to unpack that with ya.
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Rebecca Welton : How do you take your tea?
Ted Lasso : Well, usually I take it right back to the counter because someone has made a horrible mistake, but when in Rome, right? Well, look at that.
Rebecca Welton : Well?
Ted Lasso : You know, I always thought that tea was going to taste like hot brown water, and you know what? I was right. It's horrible. No thank you.
Rebecca Welton : Welcome to England!
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George : Fired? What the fuck for?
Rebecca Welton : I suppose I could go for any number of reasons, really. Your casual misogyny, for one.
George : What?
Rebecca Welton : I know, it's a big word. Ask one of your daughters what it means. Or perhaps it's your performance, having led this team through yet another remarkably average season. Or maybe it's because you insist on wearing those tiny shorts that force me to see one of your testicles.
George : [George fidgets in his seat] .
Rebecca Welton : And there's the other one.
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Rebecca Welton : Would you like to take a tour?
Ted Lasso : Yeah; I'd love to see Abbey Road.
Rebecca Welton : Of the club.
Ted Lasso : Yeah! Let's start there.
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George : I love what you done with the place. Did you do it yourself, or did you get some pouf to help ya?
Rebecca Welton : I could ask the same of your hair.
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Leslie Higgins : Ms. Welton, I was a bit skeptical, but after hearing you speak in there, I'm excited by your choice. Coach Lasso is just what we need.
Rebecca Welton : He's an absolute wanker.
Leslie Higgins : I know. Eh, pardon?
Rebecca Welton : I hope he fails miserably. See, my ex-husband truly loved only one thing his entire life: this club. And Ted Lasso is gonna help me burn it to the ground. I want to torture Rupert. I want him to feel like he's being fucked in the ass with a splintered cricket bat, just in and out, over and over in a constant loop.
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Rebecca Welton : Do you believe in ghosts Ted?
Ted Lasso : I do. But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves.
