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Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009) More at IMDbPro »

Graham Bloomwood: Your mother and I think that if the American economy can be billions in debt and still survive, so can you.

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Denny & George Clerk: Declined.
Rebecca Bloomwood: Can you try again?
Denny & George Clerk: Really Declined.

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Suze: Don't you think it's ironic that Rebecca Bloomwood is advising people on how to handle money.

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Suze: Fluent in Finnish?
Rebecca Bloomwood: Everyone has fudged their resume a little.

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Rebecca Bloomwood: When I was 7 most of my friends stopped believing in magic. That's when I first started. Tehy were beautiful, they were happy. They didn't even need any money, they had magic cards.

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Rebecca Bloomwood: You know that thing when you see someone cute and he smiles and your heart kind of goes like warm butter sliding down hot toast? Well that's what it's like when I see a store. Only it's better.

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Rebecca Bloomwood: You speak Prada?

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Rebecca Bloomwood: Men like you are the reason I left Finland.

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Rebecca Bloomwood: Yes I googled.

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Rebecca Bloomwood: I know I've made some mistakes, but I"m turning my life around.

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Luke Brandon: She's not my girlfriend. She's not you.

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Rebecca Bloomwood: When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it's not, and I need to do it again.

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Luke Brandon: Any financial stories that have caught your eye recently?
Rebecca Bloomwood: Yes. And I am glad you brought that up.
[Acts mad]
Rebecca Bloomwood: Because I am furious. No, I really am.
[Looks down at a newspaper folded in half with article title cut off]
Rebecca Bloomwood: No, I mean, what is the story with the recent fish crisis?
Luke Brandon: [Looks at her confused] Fish crisis?
Rebecca Bloomwood: [Realizes she made a mistake] Fiscal... crisis.
Luke Brandon: Fiscal crisis.
Rebecca Bloomwood: Terrifying, Fiscally, I mean.
Luke Brandon: How so?
Rebecca Bloomwood: For the... fiscal family.
Hayley: [Interrupts their conversation] I'm sorry
Luke Brandon: Not a moment too soon.

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Rebecca Bloomwood: They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.

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Tarquin: Why do so many of your excuses involve Finland?
Rebecca Bloomwood: Because nobody checks up on Finland,Tarkie.

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Rebecca Bloomwood: A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn't fit, you can't exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can awaken a lust for things you never even knew you needed. And when your fingers first grasp those shiny, new bags... oh yes... oh yes.

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Rebecca Bloomwood: Don't talk about Fluke.
Suze: Why? What happened?
Rebecca Bloomwood: Alicia Bitch Longlegs is what happened.
Suze: I hate her. Who is she?

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Rebecca Bloomwood: And all I would say, is that you never hear anyone say, "There goes a zebra with a small ass."

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Rebecca Bloomwood: You are like my soul sister!

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