- Dennis Reynolds: [Dennis walks out with a turtleneck and a clipboard as Mac arrives for a blind date] Who are you here to see?
- Mac: My friend Sandy.
- Dennis Reynolds: Oh, Sandy. Sandy, huh? Is Sandy a young, attractive, blond girl?
- Mac: I have no idea.
- Dennis Reynolds: Uh, Sandy, why don't you come out here, please?
- Dee Reynolds: [walks out] Oh, hello, Mac.
- Dennis Reynolds: Not so young and attractive, is she?
- Charlie Kelly: Hey Frank, what guy hasn't done some extensive research on his own genitalia? Don't say you, buddy, 'cause I woke up to you doing some pretty frantic research last night, pal!
- Frank Reynolds: We can go tit for tat on that one, so you better drop that subject!
- Pimp: [spotting Dee in her skimpy outfit] Damn, girl! Who you wit?
- Dee Reynolds: I think you have the wrong idea. I'm not with anybody.
- Pimp: Word. Well, lookee here: Maybe if you get up off that crack rock, you can come and be Pepper Jack's best ho.
- Dee Reynolds: Oh, I'm not on any crack rock. I mean... Okay, one time I was hooked on the crack rock. That was because I was trying to get on welfare and I failed a drug test. But that stuff, you gotta be careful. It'll mess you... Why are you asking? Do you have some on you?
- Dennis Reynolds: [the gang talks about the city's serial killer as Mac suddenly walks into the bar] This guy got laid last night!
- Mac: [nervously] No, I didn't!
- Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, you did. You didn't come last night.
- Mac: Yes, I did!
- Dee Reynolds: Yeah, those are the same clothes you were wearing yesterday.
- Mac: No, they aren't. They're different clothes.
- Dennis Reynolds: Hey, what's with those scratches on your neck?
- Mac: Scratches? What scratches? I've... I've gotta take a piss. Stop asking me questions.
- [runs into the bathroom]
- Dee Reynolds: Well, that was weird.
- Charlie Kelly: I wonder what got into him.
- Frank Reynolds: Serial killin'!
- [Mac lets Charlie overhear Mac talking on the phone with a woman called Sandy, who unbeknownst to them is actually Dee disguising her voice]
- Dee Reynolds: This is Mac, right? Good looking guy, great sense of humor, really bulky.
- Mac: Uh, more ripped.
- Charlie Kelly: Strike that.
- Mac: Jacked.
- Charlie Kelly: Irrelevant.
- Mac: Toned.
- Charlie Kelly: Exaggeration.
- Mac: I work out.
- Charlie Kelly: I'll allow it.
- Frank Reynolds: I'm going to go oil my chainsaw.
- Dee Reynolds: What?
- Dennis Reynolds: Frank, we don't need the chainsaw. Is that what's in that bag?
- Frank Reynolds: Oh, we do... because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance... a beautiful dance with a chainsaw.
- Dennis Reynolds: He makes less and less sense as the days go by.
- Dee Reynolds: I don't get it... at all.
- Dee Reynolds: [to Dennis who is hiding in bushes] Dennis!
- Dennis Reynolds: Dee! What the hell are you doing? Get out of here! You're gonna blow my cover.
- Dee Reynolds: This seems extraordinarily dangerous.
- Dennis Reynolds: Dee, that is the point of being here. This is the area of the highest concentration of murders by the serial killer.
- Dee Reynolds: I know, that's why I feel like a sitting duck out there.
- Dennis Reynolds: Well, you volunteered for this, sis, okay? As you recall, I didn't want to use you as the bait: You do not fit the profile.
- Dee Reynolds: [annoyed] I fit the profile, Dennis!
- Dennis Reynolds: That's the right attitude.
- [refers to Dee's breasts]
- Dennis Reynolds: Now, pull these out or something. You need to look sexy for this guy. Otherwise he's never gonna... come on.
- Dee Reynolds: I just feel this is a very inappropriate outfit for how cold it is out here.
- Dennis Reynolds: Is it cold out here?
- Dee Reynolds: [irritated] It's freezing!
- Dennis Reynolds: See, I don't feel that. I have a down jacket, a wool blanket... It's a very toasty situation I got back here. Get back out there, Tiger. You can do it! I believe in you.