My Boys (TV Series)

Douchebag in the City (2007)

Jim Gaffigan: Andy Franklin

Quotes 

• PJ Franklin : It was so weird. All she wanted to do today was "Spa" and "Club."

  Andy : I like your verbs that are things. I think I'm gonna sandwich after I sofa here for a bit.

• [Andy's neighbor mowed his lawn for him] 

  Andy : I should do something nice for Fitzy in return. What-what's the protocol?

  Bobby : I don't know. You could reseal his driveway for him. That's a suburbs thing, right?

  Andy : Yeah, but where does it end? He paints my house, I put a pool in his backyard. Next thing you know, we're raising a barn like an Amish community.

• Andy : I miss the city, where your neighbors are cold and suspicious. It's the way it should be.