- Dominic Monaghan: Do you wear wigs?
- Elijah Wood: No, I do not.
- Dominic Monaghan: Have you worn wigs?
- Elijah Wood: No, I have not.
- Dominic Monaghan: Will you wear wigs?
- Elijah Wood: Maybe.
- Dominic Monaghan: When will you wear wigs?
- Dominic Monaghan: I must tell you now that it is Don Monaghan talking to you.
- Elijah Wood: Brilliant. I knew it, you fucker! You fucker! I fucking knew it! That was fucking brilliant, you asshole!
- Dominic Monaghan: In a world filled with mirth and magic, you lose time within yourself. Do you agree with this statement from Frodo?
- Dominic Monaghan: What time is it in Australia?
- Elijah Wood: Oh, I'm not in Australia.
- Dominic Monaghan: You're in New Zealand?
- Elijah Wood: No, I'm in New York.
- Dominic Monaghan: New York. New Amsterdam.