- Bagpipe Herder: They've stolen away my poor wee bagpipes. Call the McCoppers!
- Colonel K: [on video screen] Miss Hacket, tea with no sugar, and...
- Danger Mouse: [driving the Mach 5] Not Miss Hacket, sir, Danger Mouse and Penfold.
- Colonel K: Got a sore throat, Miss Hacket?
- Danger Mouse: Danger Mouse, sir. Red button, sir. Press the red button.
- Colonel K: Bread and butter?
- [pounds his fist on the table]
- Colonel K: At this time of the morning?
- Danger Mouse: We're on our way to the emergency, Sir.
- Colonel K: No need for that, only want a cup of tea.
- Danger Mouse: Well then it's a false alarm, sir?
- Colonel K: Abso-bally-lutely.
- Baron Greenteeth: Interesting. A duel between the world's greatest detective and the greatest evil genius in the universe.
- Leatherhead: [chuckles] Nice, gaffer.
- [more laughter]
- Leatherhead: Who's that?
- Baron Greenteeth: Me, you simpleton! Baron Greenteeth.
- Gruesome McNasty: Aye, newspaper reporters are you then?
- Danger Mouse: Eh yes, mate. Dennis Lewis. My name is Dennis Mors. My photographer, Hughie Cheekfold.
- Penfold: Oh Danger Mouse, it's a genius you are.
- Danger Mouse: Well my dear chap, someone has to be. Now get some sleep, I may need your modest help tomorrow.
- Danger Mouse: Let me explain, old chap. Someone has guessed, goodness knows how, who we are, right?
- Penfold: Right, Danger Mouse.
- Danger Mouse: So the monster, really a mechanical masonry mover, was sent to destroy us while we slept, right?
- Penfold: Right, Danger Mouse.
- Danger Mouse: So I slipped swiftly and silently from my bed, and using my amazing strength, turned the hotel round.
- Penfold: Turned the ho - but I never heard a thing.
- Danger Mouse: Well I simply did it quietly, Penfold. Right?
- Penfold: Right, Danger Mouse.
- Danger Mouse: The lost chord, Penfold is a lethal combination of musical notes. If Greenteeth finds it's secret, he could hold the world to ransom.
- Penfold: Due, Chief, I don't like the sound of that.
- Danger Mouse: As for the stolen bagpipes and the shrieking Ben Nevis...
- Penfold: Yes, Chief?
- Danger Mouse: My superintelligent guess would be that those half a million bagpipes are being built into a diabolical double device to produce the lost chord.
- Penfold: Oh, due!
- Danger Mouse: And that he's started to test it on that noble Scotish mountain.
- Penfold: The rotten whatsit!
- Danger Mouse: Good show. That's the end of Greenteeth. The world is safe from the lost chord.
- Penfold: Oh, Danger Mouse. That's fantastic. Where'd you learn to play like that?
- Danger Mouse: Something I picked up from an Indian mystic.
- Penfold: Oh, I didn't know you wore lipstick.