George Lopez (TV Series)
You Dropped a Mom on Me (2005)
Belita Moreno: Benny
Quotes
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George Lopez : What do you think you're doing?
Benny : I was drying my hair in my living room and now I'm stirring my beans in my kitchen.
[stirs a pot on her car hood]
George Lopez : Mom, you can't live in your car.
Benny : Well, you kicked me out.
George Lopez : I gave you a check for an apartment or did you gamble that away, too?
Benny : No, I did not. I cashed it and locked it in my glove compartment. Now if you will excuse me, please, I'm going to start my house so I can dry my underwear on the engine block.
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Benny : Hey check it out, Angie's nightshirt just fits me.
Ernie : [reads front] You want fries...
[reads back when she turns around]
Ernie : With this shake?
George Lopez : Ugh, that's not a shake, that's an Unhappy Meal.
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Angie Lopez : Hey Benny, I'm going shopping, you need anything to get you started?
Benny : Everything, toothpaste, deodorant, underwear, whiskey... actually you know what, with enough whiskey, I wouldn't even care about the underwear.