George Lopez (TV Series)

You Dropped a Mom on Me (2005)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : [about Jason]  Carmen, he's moved across the country, he won't return your calls, and now he sent your gift back. What does that tell you?

  Carmen Lopez : Mom, it's so obvious what's going on.

  Max Lopez : It is to us, but what do *you* think is going on?

  Carmen Lopez : Jason's 3,000 miles away. A picture of me would just make him miss me more.

  Angie Lopez : Sweetheart, if I end up slapping you in your face, it's to help you, not to hurt you.

• Angie Lopez : Wake your mom up! Her car is on fire!

  George Lopez : What?

  Angie Lopez : Her car's outside, AND IT'S ON FIRE!

  George Lopez : God!

  Angie Lopez : Where is she? In the living room?

  George Lopez : [gets fire extinguisher]  No, she's living in her car.

  Angie Lopez : What?

  George Lopez : I kicked her out because she was gambling. That's what Mexican families do.

  Angie Lopez : George!

  George Lopez : Don't yell at me, Angie! I gotta put out my mother!

• Angie Lopez : Hey Benny, I'm going shopping, you need anything to get you started?

  Benny : Everything, toothpaste, deodorant, underwear, whiskey... actually you know what, with enough whiskey, I wouldn't even care about the underwear.

• [Ernie comes in carrying a can with Benny's picture on it] 

  George Lopez : What's with the can?

  Ernie : Oh, I hit the neighborhood to try and raise money for your mom. I told everyone how she'd lost her savings when her house burned down and that any amount of money will help, no matter how small.

  Angie Lopez : Ernie, this can's empty.

  Ernie : Yeah, I know. She's not well-liked. Oh, uh, there were some notes, though. Check it out.

  [pulls out the notes] 

  Ernie : [reads]  "You deserve it." "You had it coming." "What the hell does God have to do to finish you off?" Oh. "I hope you build a new house..."

  Angie Lopez : Well, that's not bad.

  Ernie : [continues]  "But this time the windows are painted shut so you're trapped inside and you burn alive like the wicked witch you are."

  George Lopez : Who signed that? I want to send him a Christmas card.

  Ernie : Actually, a whole lot of people signed it. It's more like a petition.